The World's Strongest Neprezi Shipper — "hey, i wonder if we can brush our teeth and do...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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itsbenedict

"hey, i wonder if we can brush our teeth and do situps at the same time, to maximize the efficiency of our daily routine," i say to myself.

"no," myself says to me moments later, toothpaste spit running down the back of his throat as he angles his torso up and down repeatedly. "there's a reason we don't do that, actually."

itsbenedict

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[wheatley voice] not a moron! let's just be clear on this: not a moron.

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that is a great idea, i will try that